The Unified Theory of Science, Art and Everything asserts that:

An infinitely increasing number of horizontal and vertical lines form intersections at the smallest, indivisible points of reality called "pelligrams." From this instantiated network of intersecting lines, we obtain the space-time continuum as we apply the theory to each "Incremental" of time. An incremental is a concept referencing the smallest division of the passage of time from one moment to the next. It can be mathematically represented in a conceptualized form as [1/(infinity-shamrock)]. A "shamrock" is a real number whose value is asymptotically approaching zero. 

 

 

 

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This is a piece I did in art school, a long time ago...it is ironic, that in my book, Anderphonekron,
The main character ends up crucifying a robot called Alphanessence.
I do all sorts of different types of visual art. Above is a photograph of mine. I have so many photographs its going to take some time to get them all on this website. I also do acrylics, oil, oil pastels, graphite, conte's, various, sundry portraits and anything else you can imagine by comission. All orginals works of mine are very expensive. However, should you see something you like and dont want to spend thousands, millions or billions on a piece, then express your interest and I will have a print made especially for you for a more reasonable amount.

These pieces of mine stand with the potential of becoming very, very valuable to my early customers, as my novel endeavors and comedy audio CDs and pyschadellic DVDs are all on the verge of becoming mainstream American icons.

So take a look around, and if something catches your eye, feel free to contact me via email or telephone. Eventually, there will be paypal and automated ordering,  but I just got this site up, and there is sooooo much work still left to do, so bare with me for a bit.
Sincerely,

S. Bradley Pell, CFO of "The Unified Theory" Production Company
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